Monday, July 14, 2008

Ethington Family Reunion

We were entertained at the family reunion for the Ethington family when they did "You might be and Ethington if..." So here are some examples.
  • If there is no such thing as an unusable leftover
  • If you go to the dump and come back with more than you left with.
  • If people ask you about “the accident” and you reply with “which one?”
  • If you’ve gutted and rebuilt your computer 5 times since you last changed your oil
  • If you have a 2 car garage but cant fit any cars in the garage
  • If its not a Junk drawer but a Junk Room.
  • The mother of the groom was pregnant at your wedding
  • If it takes more than one car to get all your kids to Grandmas house.
  • If you have one kid in diapers and another on a mission
  • If you have to guess more than a couple of times the name of the child your disciplining
  • If your bathroom doubles as your office
  • If you’ve ever owned a station wagon
  • If your house has become a motel
  • If your best conversations happen in the bathroom
  • If there is a science in making mashed potatoes
  • If you can make money off of clipping coupons
  • If you pick up more strays than the number of kids you have
  • If when you move into a ward the primary doubles
  • If you take the Rook Nest with a bid of 75 points

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