- If there is no such thing as an unusable leftover
- If you go to the dump and come back with more than you left with.
- If people ask you about “the accident” and you reply with “which one?”
- If you’ve gutted and rebuilt your computer 5 times since you last changed your oil
- If you have a 2 car garage but cant fit any cars in the garage
- If its not a Junk drawer but a Junk Room.
- The mother of the groom was pregnant at your wedding
- If it takes more than one car to get all your kids to Grandmas house.
- If you have one kid in diapers and another on a mission
- If you have to guess more than a couple of times the name of the child your disciplining
- If your bathroom doubles as your office
- If you’ve ever owned a station wagon
- If your house has become a motel
- If your best conversations happen in the bathroom
- If there is a science in making mashed potatoes
- If you can make money off of clipping coupons
- If you pick up more strays than the number of kids you have
- If when you move into a ward the primary doubles
- If you take the Rook Nest with a bid of 75 points
17 years ago



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